Joan Van Ark — “Knot” Bad!
You call that nose and those eyes natural? Perhaps she is naturally a man? She’s been doing plastic surgery and everything else for ages and ages. She’s not exactly what I’d call a “natural beauty.” You must have had a liquid lunch today. She looks like a wax figure that was left out in the sun! Oh, she looks deep fried, alright! I knew as soon as I saw she was relatively gunk-free everyone would be saying she was hideous.
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