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On one hand, I get tired of attacks on colleges and universities as being bastions of radical liberalism. Certainly there are a great number of liberal professors, just as there are probably a great number of more conservative CEOs of private corporations. In fact, many of the best professors I know keep students guessing as [...]

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Page a co-worker over the loud speaker claiming the CEO is looking for him. The workerwill gointo the CEOs office and the CEO wont know who he is or why he iss there. Shrink-wrap everything in a co-workers cubicle. Put a house for sale ad in the newspaper regarding a co-workers home.
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