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If he succeeds, he will beat the current record held by American Rosalie Bradford, who reportedly lost 52.5 stone in the early 1990s. It made a change from years of eating pizzas, burgers, chips and fizzy drinks when he worked as a computer repair man in America. Back in Mexico, he only added to his [...]

I suppose the *amazing* slurpee I’m currently consuming can ease the blatant jealousy. I’m not sure if I believe that, but some hipster kid told me that on a date once in high school. We made tacos last night. I say “we” because the only thing that freaks me out more than raw, ground meat [...]